Entirely Erwin

Let's Play "Rhymes with..."

..."Hair"...

“My hair, my hair, where is my hair?”
I say to myself in pity and stare
What was once full is now bare
My head feels naked now in the cold air

I’m getting a migraine, where’s the bottle of Bayer?
Feeling better I reminisce, now and then I compare,
It was really nothing special, nothing debonair
It wasn’t even that long, still the length was fair
And now all that’s left is a very thin layer

I had a bad feeling walking to that barber’s chair
Apprehension over a haircut for me is so rare
But not listening to me he asked his friend for a square
Then he proceeded to shave my head without a care
And with that screwup there would be or could be no repair

My traumatic experience with you I now share
What was once full is now bare
I say to myself in pity and stare,
“My hair, my hair, where is my hair?”