Sunday, March 27, 2005

Hey, I've Risen Too!

Hoy es Easter and similar to "Him," I have also come out and returned to the land of the living...except instead of miraculously moving a huge boulder to escape a cave with ease, I unmiraculously stumbled out of my tent like a butterfly with two left wings and half an attenae coming out of its cocoon.

I went here last week:









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(More Olympic National Rain Forest pics to come later). A few fortune cookie worthy observations:

1) Washington drivers are really shitty drivers.

2) It really does rain in the rain forest. And it's really wet too.

3) Do not feed ocean foam. It follows you on windy days and tries to grab you and take you to their leader somewhere in the ocean.

4) What to do if you see a cougar - scream "bear". This will get them really confused, and they'll scratch their head and walk away. What to do if you see a bear - just scream.

5) Don't get stuck in quicksand. Your girlfriend will point and laugh as you sink.