Gay or Not Gay?

Princess Dushku-Bubby's birthday princess coronation at Calo:

The Baby

Why it that even though the baby has a name, the baby is still referred to as "the baby"?

Example: Carl, it's your turn to feed the baby. Wake your queer ass up you fat pig!

Other observations while in Tennessee:

*I never thought that throwing your own garbage out in the neighborhood trash compactor could be so much fun.

*In addition to people who can't brake properly, people who talk non-stop also makes me car sick.

The Story of a Missing Friend

Wow, I never thought that the Dumbass of the Year would be found within the first ten days of the new year, but he was found as a missing Edmond caused a few of his friends to celebrate worry about his whereabouts. Luckily, everything turned out OK and I could now make a movie on his harrowing saga...

It's a cold and cloudy Sunday afternoon, an ominous day for a hockey playoff game. Edmond, the hockey team's token Albanian, leaves for the game when he sees two girls:

"How about a pre-game warm-up?"



"Oh crap, I think I dislocated my knee."



"It's the Boogeyman, and I'm comin' to get 'cha."



"Yeah, my knee's really dislocated now."


Don't Ditch Your Hockey Team For Some Play

Coming to a theater near you.