Entirely Erwin

Before I actually post something worth noting, I want to make a few quick observations on "stuff":

1. There are people out there who actually check my blog out...and on a regular basis too
2. About the people who read my blog - they read it on their own free will, not because I throw out cheap plugs and spam like crazy
3. The whole comments feature and live chat side bar on the blog are totally useless because everyone seems to like shooting me e-mails rather than trying to start up a mini-forum
4. People actually like my creative writing style (i.e. errr, poems "flows"). They like it, they really like it.

OK, moving on with life (yes, there is more meaning to this statement than it seems):

Erwin's Christmas Wish List

Thanks, Jen, for the suggestion; if Odd Todd can get people to send him money because he's unemployed and lives off his website (literally), why can't I get people to persuade me that there really is a Santa by having them send me gifts?


1. Peace on Earth - must be achieved by peaceful means, good luck!
2. My two front teeth - hey, why are you trying to stick those pliers in my mouth?
3. End to world hunger - and moralizing cannibalism doesn't count

4. Damian's baby - uhhh, Stacey's using her vulcan mind powers to take over my #4 wish
5. Paul Walker 's baby - what? Super Stacey's vulcan powers and Jelly Bean Jen's rainbow brite laser rays are overwhelming

I'll really believe in Santa if you can drop those down the chimney (except the last two, please hand deliver them to Stacey and Jen). If you can't deliver on my top 5, that's OK; I'll understand that Santa only comes to my place to mooch off of my milk and cookies and get in my bed to sleep with me. Awww krap, my Michael Jackson Santa fantasy just came out.

I'll settle for these though:

1. DVD's - please consult with me in an inconspicuous way before attempting to get me a movie; if i get puppet porn again I am going to scream!
2. Sony Net MD case - comes in handy when I'm at the gym
3. Bootie socks - I like showing off my ankles, don't ask me why
4. A professional looking belt - I need a belt that I can proudly wear to work. Please no belts with huge belt buckles that say Texas or Mexico on it either. I'm a size 32, 34, 36, grrr 38
5. A new bottle of cologne - the sad thing is I don't use mine often and they are mysteriously evaporating. For those people who think I'm actually worth the money, I currently have the following - Hugo Boss, Curve for Men, Polo Sport and Chrome. Feel free to get me something different if you don't like those and thanks for being a friend and telling me I reek.

Song I'm Listening to Right Now: I Hate Everything About You, Three Days Grace - just going along with the bitter mood this week