Entirely Erwin

I'm Going to Hell

5:30 PM: Good time to close shop at work today so Erwin can make it to the Ash Wednesday service at his local church. Erwin notices that Karen is struggling through the end of day process so he asks if he can be of any assistance. Karen whines about how everytime she has plans, things at work never go smoothly. Erwin considers taking over and letting Karen leave work because she has plans. Frustrated Karen mentions that she was going to go to her church for Ash Wednesday...

Uh-oh. Sounds like we've got a WWJD dilemma. If Erwin leaves now, he makes it to church, but Karen doesn't and she burns eternally in hell until the next Ash Wednesday as a result. But if Erwin lets Karen go, she makes it to church and Erwin...makes it too, so the two earn church cookies *yummy*. So the answer is simple: "Karen, I gotta go, see you later."

Unfortunately for Karen, Erwin is not Jesus. Jesus always makes things look simple, I think it's those divine powers of His. Erwin is burning in hell for his actions as I speak, errr, type. And you thought he was just referring to himself in the third person.

While Erwin's burning eternally in hell, here's something to ponder about for just as long:

If cavemen and astronauts got into a fight, who would win?